【Australia】

Breaking news,Australia y'all: People in other countries don't trust Donald Trump LOL.

El oh el wow wa wa wee wa oh man.

According to a new Pew Research Center report, by and large, people outside the United States trust Trump less than they do Russian President Vladimir Putin "to do the right thing regarding world affairs." This is especially wild because Putin doesn't even pretend to like nations outside his own, while the Donald professes to love everyone he's speaking to at the moment he's speaking to them. Then again, how can people from other nations be expected to have confidence in Trump when you just know the dude would need three-plus tries to point to their country on a map?

Here is an incomplete list of nations with more confidence in Putin (who invaded Ukraine in 2014) than Trump: France, Italy, Japan, Sweden, Spain, Brazil, South Korea, Mexico, Germany, Vietnam, and Greece. Australia, Canada, and the United Kingdom trust Trump more than Putin when it comes to international affairs, but only by 2 to 3 percentage points, which feel almost obligatory, like how you're forced to still love a sister or a brother even if you really, really don't like them, and maybe spend most of your time yelling at them.

In good news for Trump, Israelis still trust him much more than Putin, by a score of 56 to 28 percent.

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