【Married Women’s Sex Party】

After years -- nay,Married Women’s Sex Party decades-- of searching, we've finally found the world's coolest dog.

Spotted by Twitter user Jessica Doyle on her way to work Tuesday, this pup truly has it all, by which we mean a hat, cool shoes and a skateboard. We will admit he would look cooler with headphones, but perhaps he did not have time to put them on.

What do you think this dog's name is? We are thinking Shredder. Or Waffles. Or Thom.

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Good dog. Thanks for making our dreams come true.

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