【the queen of eroticism】

We're just days away from the much-anticipated Royal Wedding,the queen of eroticism so naturally, Lifetime's not-nearly-as-anticipated TV movie detailing the blossoming romance between Prince Harry and Megan Markle has landed.

Premiering on May 13 and generating immediate, dramatic reactions on Twitter, Harry and Meghan: A Royal Romanceis an 85-minute sashay through the pair's early love life, starring Parisa Fitz-Henley (Jessica Jones) and Murray Fraser (Victoria).

Look, we know you all didn't meanto watch the film. You were never goingto watch the film. It just happened.

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Viewers live-tweeted their reactions throughout the film, praising Fitz-Henley's portrayal of Markle:

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The film pulled some of the script direct from Markle's press quotes, including this humdinger:

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Not sure whether the Prince ever said something like this though:

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There was a lot of enthusiasm for the couple's opulent second date to Botswana:

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Folks punched the air during the scenes depicting the Prince's 2016 decision to issue a statement against the British press for incorporating "racial overtones" into coverage of his relationship with Markle, and that she had been "subject to a wave of abuse and harassment."

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Some found the big heartwrencher moments in the film genuinely emotional:

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Most of the Twitter outrage was directed to the film's representation of William and Kate, who were pinned as "robotic" and "cold."

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The film even included a Buckingham Palace Christmas banquet scene depicting the Dec. 2017 moment when Princess Michael of Kent sat near the couple wearing a preeeetty racist blackamoor brooch, a move that caused uproar on social media at the time and for which the princess later apologised.

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Look, you'll get to watch the real royal couple get hitched IRL on May 19. Until then, you could always chase this film with Lifetime's William and Kate.

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