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Do you wish you could Big Dick | Adult Movies Onlinelive like Erlich Bachman from HBO's Silicon Valley? I am sure you probably don't — and rightfully so. His life is kind of a nightmare.

Regardless of that, you can now rent his Aviato-branded Ford Escape. "Perhaps you’ve heard of it?" the listing asks.

The website Turo is now offering up to San Franciscans the Aviato-mobile from Silicon Valley — and it can be yours for just $49 per day.

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For the money, you get to drive more than just a piece of pop culture. As the listing points out, you also get to enjoy "Leather seats that cradle your buttocks like the firm grasp of a loving mother" and "6 CD Navigation GPS radio with 4" display and ergonomic joystick-button selector that will make you feel like a god among men."

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Worried about putting too many miles on this boxy bad-boy? Don't. The $49 rental fee includes unlimited miles "because if you are driving a piece of Silicon Valley history, you know no limits."

That said, you won't be able to live the fullBachman experience in the Aviato Escape. There is absolutely no smoking in the car. "This cannot be emphasized enough," the listing reads. "You will be charged $250 for any smoking, even marijuana. Do you understand?"

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But that's probably a good policy because recreational marijuana is illegal in California, as is driving impaired. So, leave the smoking to after you get to your final destination, OK?

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