【mutual eroticism】

It's summertime and mutual eroticismyou know what that means: time to sit inside, hide from the sun, and read tweets online.

Alright, maybe you shouldn't do that. For real, after you read this post you should go outside. Feel the sun. Go for a walk. Touch grass, as the kids say.

But first, read this post. Because hey, balance is the key to life or something like that. A little bit of being online never hurt anyone. Anyway, here they are, the 11 funniest and best tweets of the week.

1. It's one trip to the dry cleaners, how much could it possibly cost, $800?

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2. Whatever Cher is up to in this tweet, I want some more of it, please.

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3. We used to build things in this country. We used to make things beautiful for beauty's sake. Somewhere along the way we lost that.

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4. I don't have to come out of anywhere, copper. I can do whatever I damn well please.

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5. An obligatory dril post for you to enjoy.

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6. This is a fantastic Stranger Things-related joke.

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7. We need to give this poor artist a rest. But the art is pretty good...

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8. OK, this is a very real thing. And I didn't believe the eels would ever show up. It had been such a journey. But guess what? My guy actually got his eels. And it was beautiful.

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9. This isn't weird. This is perfectly normal.

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10. One of many good memes about Ryan Gosling as Ken.

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11. And finally, this. If you don't get it, I am sorry. But if you get it, it has been a long time coming.

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