【militant eroticism byaden ardennes】

Ahh the pains of being 9 years old. All the angst of a teenager and militant eroticism byaden ardennesno idea what to do with it.

Sometimes the only solution is to, like, pack your bags and run away to wherever pre-teen runaways go to? At least that's what this 9-year-old girl planned to do:

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When @nicole_kennedyy texted her younger sister to check up on her, she was met with a slew of drama.

"The only thing that I like in my life is my friends, iPhone and my new house," is an incredible statement. It's something that only a young girl overreacting to being grounded or a drunk girl after a rough night out could say.

The sister also attached two pictures for proof, one of her face that is most certainly tearing up, and one of her packed bags that look like they contain about three days worth of clothes.

To sum it up, quote: "your 9 you arnt running away (sic)."

A fair point. Where would she even go?

"Earth." Ok, Touché.

She surely actually went through with this and really really did move out and absolutely has a new home and family.

If not, she always has her friends and her iPhone.

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