【Ejaculate Me So i’m Tired】

The Ejaculate Me So i’m Tiredweek is over. Congratulations to you! You made it to the weekend. How about that?

To celebrate the passing of the week, we've collected the absolute best and funniest tweets from the past seven day, just like always. They are absolutely, 100 percent guaranteed to give you a chuckle. Well, maybe not like guaranteed guaranteed. But the tweets are good. Anyway, here they are, the 15 best posts Twitter had to offer this week.

1. Wow this is definitely NOT something I knew about such a seemingly wholesome character.

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2. If I could feel this feeling just once, then everything would be OK.

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3. My goodness...this work...it's just so beautiful.

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4. An obligatory dril tweet.

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5. This is how you know when a Real Poster is upset.

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6. Some days bug. Some days hot. This is the way life works.

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7. Somehow this is true.

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8. A fun joke for the literary folks out there.

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9.Just a good, solid joke.

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10. Uhhhh yeah becoming a spider? No thanks.

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11. It does sound like Spongebob, is the thing.

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12. This is my exact thought process, too. TikTok is amazing and too powerful.

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13. The dog does deserve an Italian sandwich, I'm sure.

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14. This is the dream of every sane person.

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15. And finally, this.

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