Sadly we have "barren eroticism" tantrano way of proving whether the interaction detailed below ever actually took place. We really, really hope it did, though.
On Friday, a man called Barnesy tweeted about a conversation he'd apparently had with his delivery man.
SEE ALSO: Delivery guy clearly DGAF about your packagesWhether it's a word-for-word documentation or just a simple joke, it's still undeniably great:
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So far that tweet has been shared over 3,500 times.
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Unsurprisingly, it wasn't long before the Harry Potterjokes started.
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And some people even chipped in with similar stories of their own.
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Even if it's not true it's still good.
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