Infinity Warwas a lot. It was so much. It was truly the most,Vernost aka Fidelity (2019) am I making sense here? At two-and-a-half hours with over a dozen key players and overlapping, interplanetary storylines, it put us through the ringer (and don't even get us started about that ending).
It's easy for a character to get lost in a film that dense, so we decided to reward the Avengers with some good ol' mock awards, like the Infinity War was just summer camp or your entire high school career. We'll start with the traditional superlatives (best hair, etc.) and then get specific and weird.
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Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Not only did he grow out his head hair just the right amount, but Cap rocked the facial hair heard round the galaxy (hey Drax, is thisa man?). Not a strand fell out of place in combat, except for when it did and was somehow even more attractive.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable This would have been true even if it were just the one working overtime, but this pirate angel found himself a new (used) eye and totally made it work.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Yes, he vaporized along with many of his peers at the end, but Strange ostensibly had a plan to defeat Thanos, and we're willing to bet on that one in 14 billion chance.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Most of the Avengers' fates are up in the air after Infinity War's ending, but one person likely to stay dead is Gamora, making this the most star-crossed and doomed MCU romance since Steve Rogers and Peggy Carter. THEY ONLY HAD THE ONE KISS.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Say what you will about the MCU's oldest hero (don't come at me with a Hulk take rn), but Tony snaps into survival mode when New York is attacked in this movie, and immediately after when he ends up in space – and you know how much that messed him up last time. He reasons with Strange, looks out for Peter, joins forces with the Guardians, and they collectively hatch an actual, viable plan to fight Thanos.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Okoye makes a valid point when she says this isn't what she had in mind for Wakanda. T'Challa took a huge risk trusting Cap and giving refuge to Vision, not to mention by opening a sector of Wakanda's boundaries to extremely harmful predators. He put up with the sheer heroic nonsense of saving Vision instead of half the universeand contributed the world's best warriors to a fight unlike anything they'd ever seen. He deserves better than 90 percent of these Avengers.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Peter. How dare you. You know what you did.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable "WHY is Gamora?"
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Things could've been real awkward when Bruce came back to Earth, but Natasha is a professional. Saving the world is more important than saving your relationship, which can wait for when the universe isn't in immediate peril. Which brings us to...
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Wanda you literally risked HALF THE LIVES IN THE UNIVERSE to save your mans. And "mans" is a generous term cause like he's mostly robot. idk what to even say 2 u.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Okoye, knowing all the B.S. that Wanda and the Avengers are pulling just to save Vision, does her duty as a warrior and kicks some serious ass to save Wanda. THIS IS SISTERHOOD WANDA R U PAYING ATTENTION.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Bucky may have scoffed at the end of their brief exchange, but these two work together like a well-oiled machine.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable He collected more Infinity Stones in one movie than Harry Potter collected horcruxes in two! (More on that here.)
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Truly, my dude, you should've died to save half the universe.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable You tried.
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